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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Yankees will have to find ninth-inning serenity in Luke Weaver’s absence - New York Post

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

No, not a chance

‘Elio’ Is A Box Office Disaster, Pixar’s Lowest Opening Of All Time - Cartoon Brew

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

PS5's Brilliant New State of Play Breaks Records for Sony - Push Square

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

SpaceX adds 27 Starlink satellites to constellation after successful launch from California (video) - Space

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The Best Tea for Lowering High Blood Pressure, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Aaron Rodgers Is Married Now - The Cut

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Citi Pounds the Table on Nvidia Stock, Citing Big Opportunity in Europe - TipRanks

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Why do older people have a hard time using technology?

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Billionaire BlackRock CEO Larry Fink Warns $36,000,000,000,000 Debt Will ‘Overwhelm’ America Unless Stellar Economic Growth Achieved - The Daily Hodl

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?