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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:46

Just Forget it!
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Yankees will have to find ninth-inning serenity in Luke Weaver’s absence - New York Post
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
No, not a chance
‘Elio’ Is A Box Office Disaster, Pixar’s Lowest Opening Of All Time - Cartoon Brew
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
What was your best experience of having your navel touched?
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
PS5's Brilliant New State of Play Breaks Records for Sony - Push Square
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Holiday Mathis horoscopes for June 14, 2025 - MLive.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The Best Tea for Lowering High Blood Pressure, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Aaron Rodgers Is Married Now - The Cut
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Citi Pounds the Table on Nvidia Stock, Citing Big Opportunity in Europe - TipRanks
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Why do older people have a hard time using technology?
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.